There are several Tony Roberts out there.  The actor, the Welsh football player, the race car driver, the sportscaster — but the one that is the funniest and looks the best in a jaunty cap is Tony Roberts, of course! He's a featured stand-up onRussell Simmons Presents Stand-Up at The El Rey, premiering Sunday, July 11 at 11pm / 10c. He answered some questions about the show's host JB Smoove, told some backstage stories from The El Rey and describes his worst heckle. Read on to see how Tony Roberts one Tony Roberts can get.
Russell Simmons is a mogul (author, yogi, producer, philanthropist, hip hop pioneer) — which of his projects is your favorite?
"Def Comedy Jam," Run DMC and the work he is going to do with Tony Roberts in the future.
Describe JB Smoove in three words. 
Gift from God. (God Damn Fool!)
Any stories about shooting the show at the El Rey? 
Comedian Brandon "Hot Sauce" Glover had on a shirt that he was going to perform in and it looked like the lining of James Brown's coffin. I made fun of him so bad that Russell gave him the outfit he wore on the show.
Describe the worst club you ever performed in. 
The worst club I ever performed in wasn't a club at all. I once told jokes in a laundromat in Mississippi and got paid $1200 in $5's.
The El Rey is a beautiful theater. What do the bathrooms look like? 
Like the architect had a fight when it was time to do the bathrooms and Mexicans took over without the permit and the only thing they had on their mind was Home Depot.
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If you could request DJ Cassidy to play one song, which song would it be? 
"Come As You Are" by Nirvana.
What's the dumbest heckle you've ever heard? 
I was in the middle of a sex joke and an old lady was gripping her purse and she yelled out, "You can bet Jesus didn't laugh at that one!"
What would be the title of your biography? 
I'm not sure what the title would be but the theme song would be "Superbad."
Who should play you in the movie about your life? 
"The Slumdog Millionaire" dude so it can be funnier.
What's the most inappropriate thing that makes you laugh? 
Old people falling down.
If you were a scientist and could create a super funny mutant — what three comedians' DNA would you use?
SinbadEarthquake and Damon Wayans.
If you weren't a comedian, what would you be doing? 
Gynecologist for the stars.